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when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

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Anonymous: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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